My Sister....

In case you don't know my sister very well, I'll let you in on a little secret: She sleeps HARD. She isn't easily awakened. If you do manage to wake her, BEWARE. She talks/hits/punches/thrashes/eats in her sleep. All of this information will help you understand the humor in the events that transpired this evening.

9:40 pm, I called her home phone.

Annie (out of breath): "Huuulllllo."

me: "What are you doing? You are out of breath."

Annie (still out of breath): "I was sleeping. I was watching Ace of Cakes."

me: "I have a question."

Annie (slightly agitated): "What time is it???"

me: "9:40."

Annie (excited voice): "Are you kidding me?? It feels like it's frickin' 10 o'clock!"

SILENCE.....